The morbid functions which our society leans on for support are a blasphemous spit in the face to the hard workers which continue to motivate this country to decency. The inhumanity which seems so prevalent in the greed and petulance which fules the endevours of this piss poor nation can only be reasonably assumed to exist for the sheer alignment these types of actions have in the satisfaction with the powers that be. Anyhoodle, I was eyeing over some Carlin quotes recently and figured you shitcakes might enjoy them:
"I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!"
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money."
Puzack
"I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!"
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money."
